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Okay, fine. I guess that's gonna happen
again, but you could at least, you know,

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say it in a nicer tone, maybe?

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Wow, alright. Well, I guess I'll see you
when you're home, and maybe you'll be

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in a better mood.

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Alright, bye.

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Ugh! What a dick!

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What, Dad? Being an asshole again, huh?

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When is your dad not being an asshole?

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I swear to God, ever since we got
together, it's like he would sweep for

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month. And now he's just, his tone,
everything is always rude. I swear he's

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running around with his secretary.

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I mean, my mom broke up with him for a
reason.

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So, you know, he is an asshole and
that's just who he is.

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I just, I don't know. I feel like I'm so
good to him. I treat him so well. I'm

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loyal. And he just, every day he talks
to me like I'm a piece of trash.

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I'm like, okay.

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I don't deserve this. You don't. You
don't deserve that at all.

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You should be with someone better.

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At least get back at him.

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Somehow.

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Okay. What were you thinking?

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I mean... I don't know. You're here.

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I'm here.

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You're his kid. He would probably be
pretty mad if you and I

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planned something together.

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Wait.

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Like, cause he's not that well endowed,
but, you know, I've seen through your

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pants that you might be, you might be a
little jealous.

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Thinking that we could, uh.

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I mean, that would be like the best way
in the world. My dad is an asshole and

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I've not liked him for a long time, so
this would be pretty funny.

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I mean, he's probably fucking his
secretary as we speak.

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I wouldn't doubt it.

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Yeah, he just left.

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Yeah, he's a little player.

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Let's fuck it. Let's get back at him.

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This is pretty amazing, though. Like,
your dad has got nothing on you.

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Oh, really?

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Wow.

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I would have thought, you know, like,
father like son.

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Uh -uh. Not even a little.

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Something like that?

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No.

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That would come from the other side of
the family.

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Just the last thing, yeah.

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Either way.

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Mmm.

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It's your dad. What?

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I think I'm going to answer it.

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No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, no, no. I've
got this. I've got this.

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Hi,

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honey.

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What? Oh, no, nothing. What do you need?

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Oh, yeah, I totally picked up your soup.

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You're so crazy.

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Totally, yeah.

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Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Oh, no, me and your son are just having
a little lunch.

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Banana sundaes.

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That's so good.

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All right, honey, I'll talk to you when
you get home.

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Bye.

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Make me face fucker.

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Bossy just like your dad.

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Much better than your dad.

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He never does that.

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Let's see.

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Take a picture and send it to my dad. Or
just give him a nice big kiss when he

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walks in.

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Cheers.

